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This cartoon was suggested by Gregory Griffiths. The winning punchline was submitted by Corsair. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2006-06-22.

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Top 10 punchlines

The last guy that didn't accept is now asking "Do you want fries with that?"
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 15 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The spam-filter on your computer will be permanently removed.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 15 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Um, I think that part is rhetorical...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 16 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The message repeats until we accept it or we go crazy.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 20 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You'll be mopping the floors for the rest of your life...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 15 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You do realize that this is pre-recorded?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 15 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Did you ever try picking your teeth from the floor with broken fingers?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 15 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'll need to see my lawyer to get my will changed.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 15 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Your next offer will be school crossing guard.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 15 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They'll disavow any knowledge of our paychecks.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 15 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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