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This week has Ethan Hunt performing the mission that every man dreads - a trip to the grocery store! The winning punchline was submitted by James Collier. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #473 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-05-22.

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Top 10 punchlines

Cool - an item with a self-destruct date!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 15 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'll need three passports, a disguise, and a tactical nuke.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 15 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I choose not to accept it!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 14 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dang, and I just completed the last mission to take the garbage out!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 14 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This wife will self-desctruct in five, four, three...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 14 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
My resolve will self-destruct in five seconds...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 14 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Does the grocery store have a skylight?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 14 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Paris, Hong Kong, or Istanbul?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 14 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I choose not to accept that mission.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 15 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Milk? Is that a codeword for cocaine?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 15 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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