Cursed Pirates

We kick of my Pirates spoof by wondering what the life of a cursed pirate must be like. If you want to suggest a sevname for 'Pirates of the Caribbean', post your suggestion on the Ideas Board. The winning punchline was submitted by Lobster. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #389 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-09-16.

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Top 10 punchlines

Marv		That time Disney locked us inside one of their theme parks still haunts me to this day! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 9 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
risk		It's like Atkins gone horribly wrong. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 10 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
K the H		The only sea chanty I can remember is "It's a Small World After All"! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 12 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
halfling		Well it brings a different meaning to gettin'legless! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
halfling		Cursed? I'm on the cabbage soup diet. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
halfling		Aaarrghh! Tis terrible, especially when yer beard shampoo runs out! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 14 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
Kes the sweet lil ocampa		Cursed? I have hollywood's dream figure! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 14 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
Isilwen		It was great until the corpse look went out of style Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 9 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
Rin DOK		Here's a clue- I used to be a woman. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 9 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
Daft Serious		You can say most things without getting a R rating. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 9 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: