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Escaping desert island

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For those who haven't seen the movie Pirates of the Caribbean, a question asked throughout the movie is how Jack Sparrow managed to escape a desert island. Here is sevilia's chance to come up with a hopefully more creative solution. The winning punchline was submitted by C of D. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #392 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-10-06.

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Top 10 punchlines

Hiergargo
Last time the woman was inflatable...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 4 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
kes the sweet lil ocampa
My ego isn't just big, it floats!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 6 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
benzino
Tornado hitchhiking.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 30 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Corsair
I took off my shirt and a boatload of fangirls showed up.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 30 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
K the H
The headband... it's a floatation device
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 30 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
K the H
Ok, I lied... I was never stranded on this island.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 30 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
K the H
Whoa, whoa, who said it was THIS island?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 30 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Trivial Psychic
The trees voted me off after tribal council.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 30 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
Beginners luck
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 30 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
mad jock
escaping the island is easy.... it's finding the next one that's the problem
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 30 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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