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Changing heads

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In what is a long awaited and first parody of Red Dwarf, we wonder why the computer Holly keeps changing heads. If you want to suggest a sevname for any Red Dwarf characters, post them on the Ideas Board. The winning punchline was submitted by Chip. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #391 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-09-28.

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FT
Service Pack 2.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 27 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sue Levi
"If it was left to you, I'd still be a bloody paperclip."
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 27 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
My Witness Protection Program just kicked in.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
I'd change my mind, but I've lost it.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ibwolf
I keep changing my mind
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
I'll go back to being a starfield screensaver if you like.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
The difference between you and me being called "smeghead" is I can do something about it!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dettus
i wanted to sound like majel roddenberry...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dettus
well i wasn't able to change the background...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dettus
i didn't! you only saw my screensaver.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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