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Interpreting crop circles

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The winning punchline was submitted by saine. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #469 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-04-23.

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The groundskeeper wanted a career change. (Grass reads: I QUIT!)
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 22 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
People regularly play football on this field...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sun 16 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We're standing on the 50 yard line.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 16 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This is a baseball diamond.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 16 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That we should get off the soccer pitch before the match starts
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 16 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Scummy: "We're dealing with realy immature aliens." Sign: "KICK ME"
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 16 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Don't drink while driving a combine!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 16 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
YOU'VE been walking us around in circles... (pick of shoe print crop circles?)
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 16 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's an advertising gimmick... (The sev symbol, or a network symbol, or whatever)
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 16 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Have you ever heard of the Artist formerly known as Prince?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 16 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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