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Alien obsession

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This week we try to explain the real reason why Agent Mouldy is so obsessed with aliens. The winning punchline was submitted by glorendil. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #472 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-05-14.

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Nah, I just enjoy the conventions!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hey, it beats collecting stamps!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That, and the fact that the FBI pays me to do this.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yes, I have plenty more bothersome relatives for them to abduct!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, it was that and the probe.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I need an address for the 'thank you' card.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A man needs a hobby.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Obsessed is such a strong word.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Actually, it's a great way to meet chicks.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No, it was the movie E.T.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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