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Covered up Sev File

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If there was a weird, outlandish tabloid subject, you'd bet the Sev Files have investigated it at one time or another (or in this case, all at once). The winning punchline was submitted by Nazgul. There were 9 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #433 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-08-15.

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Top 10 punchlines

This coverup was done on time, under budget, and reasonably well... Muller, there's no way this is was done by the government.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 7 Aug 12:00 AM*
Any witnesses besides these four kids and their dog?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 7 Aug 12:00 AM*
so you still put your playboys in the folders?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 11 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Muller, this are pictures from your last family reunion...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 14 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ugh... what i wouldn't give for a simple drug bust.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 7 Aug 12:00 AM*
Michael Jackson, again?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 7 Aug 12:00 AM*
The sad thing is, I understood that.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 7 Aug 12:00 AM*
This one was covered up for good reason!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 7 Aug 12:00 AM*
And it looks like they're having Elvis's baby too!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 7 Aug 12:00 AM*
The Sunnydale Police Department does not count as 'The government', Muller.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 7 Aug 12:00 AM*
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