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Graveyard investigation

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This week we wonder why Agents Scummy and Mouldy always seem to end up investigating some dark, misty, creepy place in the middle of the night (usually armed with torches that look like they're powered by a car battery). The winning punchline was submitted by Rin DOK (dead horse) and Rin DOK (spooky). There were 25 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #464 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-03-12.

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Top 10 punchlines

1: If you want to see the Grateful Dead, you're going to have to buy a ticket.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 9 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: How much longer do we have to work the graveyard shift?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 10 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Phew, I thought this was a date!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 3 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Maybe we'll find the dead horse we've been beating.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 5 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: To think, I gave up a promising career as a doctor for this!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 5 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Beats the sewer we were checking out last week!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 5 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: I am starting to think the writers are running out of ideas...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 5 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: I feel this is a dead end.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 5 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: If you got up earlier, it wouldn't be dark!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 5 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Why do you always work the graveyard shift?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 5 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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