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Carsalesman furniture

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This cartoon was suggested by Erik Hollender. The winning punchline was submitted by Leander. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #389 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-09-13.

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Top 10 punchlines

Marv
Hey! Didn't we have a Sevylon 5 cartoon about that as well!? Spiffy!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Admiral Memo
The better to torture you with, my dear...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
Shh...it can smell fear.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hiergargo
I don't know. Why is Carsalesman furniture so uncomfortable? (beat) Oh, that wasn't a joke; was it?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
benzino
Guess who'll need a tailor soon?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
For you, of course. The deadly ones are in my bedroom...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
I forgot you weren't ticklish...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Leander
It's art irritating life.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hiergargo
When tax collectors show up, this room turns into a giant food processor.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
To match our charming personalities?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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