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Warlike Klingoffs

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The Klingoffs are a warlike, violent and pretty much permanently ticked off race. This week we find out why. The winning punchline was submitted by padre01. There were 18 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #496 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-12-15.

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For us, it's a form of birth control.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 7 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Population control. It was either this or stop mating!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 14 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Warlike? This is a family reunion!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 7 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We prefer 'Police-Action-Like'... it's more politically correct.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 7 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Those ridges on our heads, they're pure adrenaline glands!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 7 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We keep trying to get on the Jerry Springer show.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 7 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, at least we'll stab you in the front, not in the back.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 7 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It keeps people from asking us to babysit their kids.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 7 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's our way of getting rid of stress.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 7 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We just hate ugly faces.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 8 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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