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This week imagines what spam will be like several centuries into the future... The winning punchline was submitted by Kisha-Ra. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #486 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-09-05.

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I also provide lawyer services in case you want to sue me.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 4 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
211th Rule of Acquisition: If it worked before, it can work again.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 27 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hold on, I've got a wormhole to sell...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 27 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rule of Acquisition 419: Never underestimate the gullibility of the universe.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 27 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Are you here for the lobe enhancements?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 27 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'll assume you're here to buy the pheromones.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 27 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I guess that invisibility cream I bought yesterday must be defective.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 27 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
There's a SevFleet sucker born every day.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 27 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Remember the prime directive - don't interfere with my lifestyle or my income!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 27 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Take it easy! Why don't you get yourself some pr0zac?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 27 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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