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This cartoon was suggested by Odon. The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. There were 19 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #548 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-06-10.

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We installed a fifth light!
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 6 Jun 08:28 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
One day this Carsalemanian officer asked for directions, and I sent him totally the wrong way!
Rating: 3.70 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 4 Jun 05:07 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We wrote some very stronly worded letters of complaint.
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 4 Jun 12:09 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Random acts of kindness, silly!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 4 Jun 02:19 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We’d ring them up at odd hours offering a better phone plan.
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 4 Jun 04:26 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The same we do to the tourists; we overcharge them for everything!
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 5 Jun 03:51 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We refused to return our overdue library books.
Rating: 3.36 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 3 Jun 09:42 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We wrote strong-worded letters and organised picket lines!
Rating: 3.30 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 4 Jun 05:03 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We sprayed a lot of graffiti saying "Military Intelligence Is An Oxymoron".
Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 4 Jun 03:38 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We keyed their spaceships!
Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 4 Jun 08:49 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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