ON THIS DAY

A free window into the cartoon archives, updated daily!

Tentpole in decon

Due to bandwidth and server load issues, you need to subscribe to access cartoons archived over 24 months ago (sorry, it was that or close the site down). Subscription costs are AUD$15.00 (around 9 Euros or $11USD) for 12 months. This gives you access to:
  • All paid cartoons exclusive to subscribers
  • 1,900+ cartoons spanning over 10 years
  • 130,000+ punchlines
  • 7,800+ comments
If you've already subscribed, enter via the login form in the left margin. Otherwise, click here to subscribe.

This cartoon was suggested by e of PI. The winning punchline was submitted by M. Bateman. Keywords were entered by The Penguin Weekly. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #304 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-01-20.

3 comments (post a comment)

Top 10 punchlines

Treehopper
I dunno, but some redshirt'll die for it.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
Captain's orders! He went to get his camera
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 13 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Treehopper
Can't you see it in our eyes?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Treehopper
This is the closest Trekkies get to sex.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
It's a character-building episode!!!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 15 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
Doctor's orders! I love my job!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 13 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
Only as long as I have paying customers
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 13 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
The Nielsen Directive: Anything to boost ratings
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 13 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
We've lost all our viewers except for the drooling pre-teen fanboys
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 13 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
To raise the crew's sprits, of course!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 13 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
More punchlines...

MY SEV SPACE

Username
Password 
Remember me
Register
Get Password
This cartoon rates 3.38 (score out of 5, qty of ratings: 315). Please rate this cartoon via the rating faces below the cartoon.

Privacy Policy | About Sev | Contact Sev | FAQ