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This cartoon was suggested by John Midgley. The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. Keywords were entered by The Penguin Weekly. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #323 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-06-02.

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Top 10 punchlines

Baskaa
Double pepperoni pizza EVERY night!
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 31 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eoraptor
Yes, next week our plot hole compensators will be installed
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 1 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
HopefulNebula
We can come up with all the stories we need.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 31 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
yellowgirl15
Who cares? It'll be forgotten in time for the next episode!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 31 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Edward
Yeah! Oh wait... Nah, never mind...
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 30 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
P Swayne
We can make trubbles faster than they can make themselves!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 28 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
SMS
Yeah, we have to put it in Daniels' locked quarters because that's where all the good stuff goes
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 28 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
briaduk
Yep. I get more screen time repairing useless items.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 27 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
tg
we could replicate fuses for bridge consoles?
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 28 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Penguin Weekly
Food fight!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 26 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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