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Illogically endangered captain

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This cartoon was suggested by The Penguin Weekly. The winning punchline was submitted by Lordy. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #336 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-09-01.

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Mark
Actually, this is a mutiny.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 27 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
chris m
have we ever met any alien species that could shoot in a straight line?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 25 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Let's talk philosophy later.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 31 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
I thought this was just a good dream.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 31 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Illogical, but fun.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 31 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Elvendaughter
Do not argue with ratings, for they are fickle and quick to change.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 31 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
flametop(correcting previous error)
Ah, alone at last!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 31 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dan Finnegan
Ah, you know me, I just can't resist doing illogical things around you.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 31 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
flametop
This isn't dangerous, but You are...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 31 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Maria Wilson
what are you complaining about? If I die you're the captain
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 31 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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