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This cartoon was suggested by Dr. Joe. The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #340 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-09-29.

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Spindel
Someone has to make sure you don't destroy all life as we know it.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 23 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dan s.
the bigger question is why sevfleet gives you a ship.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 22 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
Day 67... Alpha male challenges my presence... Best avoid eye contact.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 22 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
You licensed our technology. Miss a payment and I pull the plug.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 22 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
captain S
To make sure the dog isn't the one making the command decisions.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 28 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Seynar
Vulcan sense of humour
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 27 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr Lee
Because the couldn't keep their hands off of me
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 27 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
erik
I'm supposed to gather intelligence, but no luck so far.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 27 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
erik
Well it's not becuase they like me...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 27 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Crashthatch
Someone has to keep the watchers interested.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 27 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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