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This cartoon was suggested by Naraht. The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #341 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-10-06.

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Top 10 punchlines

Kiwi Joker
We leave breadcrumbs to find our way home.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 3 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Seeker
Annoying Velcrons since 2063
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 29 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
Pestering the neighbourhood since 2152
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 29 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Pilot3001
Parts of this ship were found in a dumpster.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 5 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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breaking the prime directive before it's invented
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 5 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
If ignorance is bliss, this is Heaven!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 5 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
erik
Boldly going without asking for directions.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 5 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
erik
Boldly going where you've been before, but we haven't.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 5 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
Boldly going wherever Velcrons don't want us to!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 5 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Boushh86
Sev happens !
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 4 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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