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This cartoon was suggested by Dmitri. The winning punchline was submitted by The Trivial Psychic. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #345 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-11-03.

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Top 10 punchlines

Jodocus
They think the writers of the show are on board!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 31 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Griffin
Not realy, just the ones we invite into the mess hall, and that's... Good observation.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 2 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wyrminarrd
Maybe we are in another time loop and it´s always the same guys trying to kill us?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 2 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Elfelfa
The writers love to torture the audience by pretending they're gonna give them what they want, then snatching it away at the last minute...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 2 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
Wow, you ignore a few "keep out" signs and they go ape!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 1 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
Darn continuity-freaks!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 1 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
erik
The viewers need someone to sympathize with!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 1 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ad
Maybe we need a new translator...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 31 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ad
Yes (sniffle) it's so moving: hundreds of species setting aside their differences and working together to reach a common and noble goal...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 31 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
xchopke
Now hear this, now hear this! EVERYBODY REMOVE THEIR RED SHIRTS !!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 31 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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