Kidnapped Captain Archaic

This cartoon was suggested by Erik Hollender. The winning punchline was submitted by Rin DOK. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #348 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-11-24.

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Top 10 punchlines

firefly		Kidnapped? Heck, I thought this was standard greeting protocol out here in deep space. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 17 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		Hey, at least they didn't say "And your little dog, too" this time. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 17 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		I love seeing my face on milk cartons. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 17 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Jo		Don't worry...it only lasts for about an hour. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 17 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Rin DOK		It's the only running joke we have. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 17 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Dmitri		I thought this was part of the surprise party Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 23 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Dmitri		Those prison rations are way better than anything our cook makes! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 23 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Angela Ehrlich		It's the only way to legally get into a fistfight. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 23 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Andy		I wanted some alone time with Tentpole...oh wait thats you Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 23 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nietche Keen		It's daring, it's romantic-- and it's cheaper than hiring writers! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 22 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: