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Velcron/Human DNA

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This cartoon was suggested by John Midgley. The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #354 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-01-12.

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Top 10 punchlines

poesh
That a lot more happened during forced contact than we thought!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 11 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
chris
That once again, we can't have one lousy episode without reference to a future series?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 11 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
Now if I can only pinpoint the source of the problem...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 10 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
Yes, we poked the dead body... So what?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 10 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
I see another "Fun With DNA"™ episode coming!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 5 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
hillbilly jim
Damn! Ratings are down!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 11 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Spindel
That we got the wrong Velcron?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 11 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
chris
I don't care. Just put one of your little slugs on him and fix him.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 11 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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hard forensic evidence... darn it
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 10 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
We need to get her tested!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 10 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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