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Toenail feeding

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This cartoon was suggested by Christopher. The winning punchline was submitted by Dernhelm. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #365 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-03-29.

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Nodrog_CRC
Just as appetizers. I have to take off my shirt to give them the main course.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 22 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Juan Deer
Your toenail clippings gave them gas.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 28 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
pennalphien_13
Noooo, only some of them.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 27 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dettus
sorry... you wanted them?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 27 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
P-feif
Care to make a donation?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 27 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
chris m
so what you eat dead animal carcass
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 26 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Fleetwood
keeps them out of my shoes!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 26 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Fleetwood
Toe nails or Not toe nails, that is the menu.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 26 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Fitzpatrick
I'm not paying 1756 Giglaborts for an ounce of that fancy stuff...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 26 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
What? You think I'm spoiling them?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 26 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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