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This cartoon was suggested by Jor. The winning punchline was submitted by Dr. Joe. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #397 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-11-09.

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Top 10 punchlines

Selmak
They spent their budget on the ship, we spend ours on replacing redshirts
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 3 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
They were trying to impress aliens in those days. Now, we have much better weapons.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 3 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Their ship looks good, but have you heard their theme song?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 5 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
recuring_accident
the Millennium Falcon strategy was invented later
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 6 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
With Shatner's salary demands, we're lucky to have shields . . .
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Little green man
because our show was only ever 'half baked'...?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 2 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ShadowX
Who cares? We got the miniskirts!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 2 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ShadowX
Damnit, Gym, I'm a doctor, not a CGI specialist!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 2 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ShadowX
And how come their uniforms stay in one piece?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 2 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
Next they'll try to tell us that Klingoffs have strange foreheads
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 2 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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