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This cartoon was suggested by The Penguin Weekly. The winning punchline was submitted by Marv. There were 24 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #401 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-12-14.
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Lobster |
Because it plays "Faith of the Heart". Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 10 |
Submitted Tue 7 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Marv |
Observation note: the alpha male reacts to the object I've place within it's territory. The younger male, who I've named "Skippy", confronts him about it, however... Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 5 |
Submitted Mon 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Marv |
Last time you pressed that button, we needed a two-parter episode to clean up the mess... Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 4 |
Submitted Mon 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Captain Brylcream |
Personal Log: Operations continue on a trial and error basis Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 4 |
Submitted Mon 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Dmitri |
It's a random disaster generator! Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 4 |
Submitted Mon 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Frogboy Lives |
It activates the "Hamster Dance" screensaver. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 9 |
Submitted Tue 7 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Frogboy Lives |
It's the Explode-a-Console button. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 9 |
Submitted Tue 7 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
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unclespam |
Usage of the ejection seat would be illogical.
Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 9 |
Submitted Tue 7 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
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ScottE Bemeup |
It lowers your IQ, and you've already pressed it too many times. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 9 |
Submitted Tue 7 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Leander |
You might discover that it serves no purpose. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 9 |
Submitted Tue 7 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
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