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This cartoon was suggested by The Penguin Weekly. The winning punchline was submitted by Marv. There were 24 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #401 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-12-14.

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Top 10 punchlines

Lobster
Because it plays "Faith of the Heart".
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 7 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Observation note: the alpha male reacts to the object I've place within it's territory. The younger male, who I've named "Skippy", confronts him about it, however...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Last time you pressed that button, we needed a two-parter episode to clean up the mess...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Captain Brylcream
Personal Log: Operations continue on a trial and error basis
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
It's a random disaster generator!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 13 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Frogboy Lives
It activates the "Hamster Dance" screensaver.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 7 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Frogboy Lives
It's the Explode-a-Console button.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 7 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
unclespam
Usage of the ejection seat would be illogical.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 7 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
It lowers your IQ, and you've already pressed it too many times.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 7 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Leander
You might discover that it serves no purpose.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 7 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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