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This cartoon was suggested by Mike the revolving hamster. The winning punchline was submitted by ScottE Bemeup. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #404 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-01-04.

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Top 10 punchlines

ScottE Bemeup
That's just Tentpole squeezing into her catsuit again.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 28 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
Porthos is stuck in the air vent.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 28 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
RealmMan
Viewers trying to sneak away
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 28 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
Probably the zipper on your suit rubbing on the floor.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 28 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
That's me talking! You're not used to my voice because I'm not allowed to talk thanks to our writers
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 29 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
crymeariver
Shhh! If you upset the hamsters they´ll stop turning the wheel, and bang goes the artificial gravity...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 29 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
The rowdy room is just above the decon chamber, figure it out.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 29 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
It's the rewinding of the "Faith of the heart" tape.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 29 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
Well, remember this moment the next time you wonder why the Velcron high command doesn't respect you.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 29 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ensign Walkonpart
It's probably just a ringing in your ears, Sir. It has been a whole three minutes since you were punched out.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 29 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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