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Zombie Velcrons

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This cartoon was suggested by Little green man. The winning punchline was submitted by Sess-Pity. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #408 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-01-30.

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Top 10 punchlines

Hiergargo
Only when we haven't had our morning coffee.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 26 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Admiral Memo
This is nothing. You should see what happens when Velcron Idol comes on.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 26 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Leoricx
Well, it was this or naked Twister...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 27 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Corsair
Sometimes. There aren't any Decon Chambers on our ships.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 27 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
The good of the many outweighs the good of the few, or the one. * (Translation box:) * I'm going to give you to the zombies, and then tell the crew you sacrificed yourself so that we could escape
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 27 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
Look who's talking, Mr. My-Species-Invented-The-Horror-Movie.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 27 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
teutobod1
Velcrons are not morning people, Captain.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 27 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
There is an 87% chance that this is a new plot device.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 27 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Know 1 can hear you dream
Velcrons? These are teenage boys and we´re at a convention. Get a life!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 27 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Petréa Mitchell
They're just like you after three drinks.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 27 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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