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Ultimate captain's chair

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This cartoon was suggested by Odon. The winning punchline was submitted by Nazgul. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #467 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-04-13.

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That! Fixes our plotholes!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 6 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Oh, a popcorn machine!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 6 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It creates relaxing vibrations... for the entire ship. But only when we're under attack!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 6 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, that's the Quantum Leap accelerator. Don't use it or you'll vanish.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 6 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Calls for room service.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 6 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The multi-phasic Technobabble inducer!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 6 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Summons a scantily clade female yeoman.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 6 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It wouldn't be sev-Trek without some randomly flashing lights, sir.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 6 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Kills all your hair follicles. You did want to be a REAL captain, right?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 6 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No ideea. We got it from an alien shipwrack.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 6 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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