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Ear fixation

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This week has Velcrons wondering why humans are so fixated on their ears. It's actually just one of many parts of the anatomy that humans are obsessed about. The winning punchline was submitted by JC. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #470 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-05-04.

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It would help if you stopped wiggling them.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 28 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If it distracts them from our impending invasion, it fine with me.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 1 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Be grateful it's the only part of your body they're fixated with!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 27 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
*ssh* they can hear you...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 27 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They heard we sharpen them before battle.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 27 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Auricle envy.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 27 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It’s something to do with the words of their theme song: “It’s been a long road, getting from there to ear…”
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 27 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don’t care, as long as they stop fixating on my chest.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 27 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's something to do with an add for Heineken Beer.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 27 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Just keep your hands hidden; we don’t want them to know we’ve got six fingers too.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 27 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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