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This week has Velcrons wondering why humans are so fixated on their ears. It's actually just one of many parts of the anatomy that humans are obsessed about. The winning punchline was submitted by JC. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #470 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-05-04.
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It would help if you stopped wiggling them. Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 9 |
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If it distracts them from our impending invasion, it fine with me. Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 5 |
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Be grateful it's the only part of your body they're fixated with! Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 10 |
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*ssh* they can hear you... Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 10 |
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They heard we sharpen them before battle. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 10 |
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Auricle envy. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 11 |
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It’s something to do with the words of their theme song: “It’s been a long road, getting from there to ear…” Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 11 |
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I don’t care, as long as they stop fixating on my chest. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 9 |
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It's something to do with an add for Heineken Beer. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 9 |
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Just keep your hands hidden; we don’t want them to know we’ve got six fingers too. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 9 |
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