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Suspended laws of physics

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This week has the Enterforaprize entering a region where the laws of physics do not apply... and hijinks and hilarity ensue! :-) The winning punchline was submitted by The Great Wizzard. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #474 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-06-01.

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It was either this, or a character building episode.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 25 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Unfortunately, Murphy's Law still does!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 25 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Can't say the same about the "laws of attraction"
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 27 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
So this place is ruled by George W. Bush?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 31 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Are you sure they are laws and maybe not just sugestions?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 31 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Funny... I never noticed them applying before anyway.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 25 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
So now we can have consistent plot holes...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 25 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The laws of physics never seem to apply where the writers are concerned anyway!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 25 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They look more like guidelines to me.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 25 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Are you sure the gravity isn't just turned off?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 25 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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