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Utopian humanity

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One of the distinctives of Star Trek is Gene Roddenberry's idealistic vision of humanity's utopian future where we've fixed all society's problems and everything's peachy (except for those pesky and politically incorrect aliens). It's sad that in reality, we never seem to live up to this ideal. But hey, it is science fiction! The winning punchline was submitted by JC. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2006-09-14.

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Sounds more like "natural selection!"
Rating: 4.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
So that's why your species is obese, medicated, and always in anger management classes.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And yet, you can't tell us how you did it.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Instead, you are now outsourcing it to the rest of the quadrant.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yes, two generations after meeting the Velcrons.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 8 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And we still got cancelled. Go figure.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm hungry, you're making me sick, and I'm ready to slap both of you.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Of course, this was right after your species almost wiped out . . . your species.
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 12 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ironic that it's been two generations since you met us.
Rating: 3.13 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A nuclear war would do that.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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