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One of the distinctives of Star Trek is Gene Roddenberry's idealistic vision of humanity's utopian future where we've fixed all society's problems and everything's peachy (except for those pesky and politically incorrect aliens). It's sad that in reality, we never seem to live up to this ideal. But hey, it is science fiction! The winning punchline was submitted by JC. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2006-09-14.
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Sounds more like "natural selection!" Rating: 4.33 |
No of Ratings: 3 |
Submitted Wed 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
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So that's why your species is obese, medicated, and always in anger management classes. Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 3 |
Submitted Wed 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
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And yet, you can't tell us how you did it. Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 2 |
Submitted Wed 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Instead, you are now outsourcing it to the rest of the quadrant. Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 2 |
Submitted Wed 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Yes, two generations after meeting the Velcrons. Rating: 3.33 |
No of Ratings: 6 |
Submitted Fri 8 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
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And we still got cancelled. Go figure. Rating: 3.29 |
No of Ratings: 7 |
Submitted Thu 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
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I'm hungry, you're making me sick, and I'm ready to slap both of you. Rating: 3.25 |
No of Ratings: 8 |
Submitted Thu 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Of course, this was right after your species almost wiped out . . . your species. Rating: 3.20 |
No of Ratings: 5 |
Submitted Tue 12 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Ironic that it's been two generations since you met us. Rating: 3.13 |
No of Ratings: 8 |
Submitted Thu 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate:
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A nuclear war would do that. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 7 |
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