Birth of the Severation

Considering at the start of the Enterprise, all the races in the Alpha Quadrant were at each others' throats, it's amazing they somehow managed to unite and form the Federation. It must've taken some kind of common enemy... like Brannon Braga. The winning punchline was submitted by Nazgul. There were 20 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #497 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-01-04.

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Top 10 punchlines

Khalas		I dunno, the scriptwriters never told me. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 24 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
Hiergargo		Join? These species are _protesting_ the Severation! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 24 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
Marv		We all wanted a stable, centralised government instition to blame for eveything that goes wrong! Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
padre01		Its all done with mirrors. Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
Mark		If you join, I'll tell you. Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
Laur		Told each of them that the other two already joined. Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
padre01		I plagiarized an old "I have a dream" speech I found in the archives. Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
padre01		A little smoke, a few mirrors, and one red herring. Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
T.J Force IX		We have a cage match planned for later. Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
Khalas		Under protest! Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 24 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: