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We have a dog and even with a wide open backyard, it manages to leave its hair, saliva and unrecognisable chewed up things all around the house. So I imagine having a dog on an enclosed starship would be problematic at best! The winning punchline was submitted by dettus. There were 21 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #499 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-01-18.

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You probably don't want to advertise the fact that you humans aren't the most intelligent species on your planet.
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 13 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Have you seen its mirror universe version?
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 12 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They 'boldly go' on the carpeting!
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 11 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don't want it attacking my catsuit!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 11 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Don't they like to travel with the windows down?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 12 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Finding a planet to walk him on every few hours
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 12 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We've run out of those tiny plastic bags...
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 15 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
When it mistakes a plasma vent for a "doggie door", you'll have your answer.
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 11 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Have you checked the bottom of your shoe?
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 16 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm getting tired of cleaning doggy nose prints off the viewing screen.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 16 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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