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New security uniform

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The uniform during Enterprise is what you'd imagine astronauts would wear in the future. I can imagine their surprise when they learn the next wave in Star Fleet uniform will be a bright plainly coloured shirt more suited to a children's show than deep space exploration. Particularly the security guards whose bright red is just asking to be targeted by enemy aliens. The winning punchline was submitted by Laur. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #494 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-11-26.

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Well, this explains the miniskirts in cargobay two!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Fri 24 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You wouldn't catch me dead in that.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The only thing that will secure is my resignation..
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
At least it matches my blood type.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Never ask Velcrons for advice on design issues!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Does it come in other colors as well?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hopefully we don't encounter too many bulls.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You're not getting rid of me that easily, SIR!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's a sure hit.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
There'd better not be an angry bull in the turbolift, sir...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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