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This cartoon was suggested by A-I-S-H-A-E. The winning punchline was submitted by e of PI. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #352 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-12-29.

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Nodrog_CRC
Which is scarier... the fact this kid is 1/4 klingoff, or 1/2 Tom Parasite?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 22 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Rebel with a Baby
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 28 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Zenopeep
Klingoff under construction.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 27 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Kiwi Joker
WARNNG: Baby won't kick, Mother will.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 27 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
Still 93% combat efficient.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 25 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Brigid
Got milk?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 25 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Squatty's got notin'on me!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 25 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
This coat no longer hides it, does it?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 25 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Anneke
Insert animated flat tummy here!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 25 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Zurst
We went "Straight on 'Till Morning" and look what happened!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 24 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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