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Hollowgram as doctor

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This cartoon was suggested by Christopher. The winning punchline was submitted by Leander. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #369 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-04-26.

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Marv
That's no way to talk to your Supreme Grand Admiral!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 25 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Alakyl
Strangely ironic how that works...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 25 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Very well. I'll deactivate the plastic explosives I rigged to the hull then...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 25 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Very well. You may be excused, my underling!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 25 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Too late, I already promoted myself to admiral.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 25 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
The first step towards total hollowgram domination of the galaxy!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 25 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
That means I get to boss you around, doesn't it?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 25 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Patients beware!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 25 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Crime does pay, huh?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 25 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Starmouse70
You must be really desperate.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 24 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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