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This cartoon was suggested by kurt. The winning punchline was submitted by marktowler. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #388 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-09-06.

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Top 10 punchlines

dr. joe
I was dating a toaster, but we broke up last week . . .
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 30 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
3rd of 5ive
software plus hardware = shareware
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 1 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dante
Remind me to schedule you for an eye exam, Mr Paris.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 6 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
We both needed emergency character development before cancellation.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 30 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
Ten? I was looking at the console behind her!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 30 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
I made certain...additions...to my program.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Mon 30 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
Computers have feelings too. Why do you think the consoles keep exploding?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 30 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Seeker
She reminds me of my motherboard
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 30 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Khalas
Resistance _is_ futile.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 30 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Khalas
She promised uploading me into a drone body designated "Stud-of-6".
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 30 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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