Kneelicks coffee brew

This cartoon was suggested by Nova Flash. The winning punchline was submitted by ScottE Bemeup. There were 21 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #403 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-12-28.

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Top 10 punchlines

Nietche Keen		I said "fresh-ground," not FRESH GROUND! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 25 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
Bob882		When I talk about discovering new life, I didn't mean in my coffee cup! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 26 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
crazygirl		I think the biofilters need checking. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 27 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
ShadowX		If it ain't good I'll blend you with a Velcron and blame the teleporter! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 21 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		Tom, call Battlestar Galactica and ask for Starbucks. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 21 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		Tom, call Battlesev Galactica and tell them we'll give them our guide in exchange for Starbucks. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 21 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		Computer: Phaser, Loaded, set-on-kill. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 21 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		Please tell me that isn't it. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 21 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		If you've touched my coffee beans, I'm creating my own blend of keelhauling, quartering, and hanging. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 21 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate:
Corsair		Looks like the new Dungeon on Deck 6 is about to see some use. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 21 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: