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This week has you writing a bumper sticker for that space vessel that always inevitably ended up crashing - the ensign of starships - the shuttle! Incidentally, this is the first cartoon I've ever inked with a sable brush - up till now I've always used a post office nib. It's hard to tell at web resolution but the wobbly line widths are a bit of a giveaway while I master the medium. The winning punchline was submitted by K the H. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #409 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-02-08.

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Top 10 punchlines

Tim M
Objects in the viewscreen are closer than they appear
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 1 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sessy
Real shuttles don't need landing gears.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 1 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
If you can read this, You've probably crashed, too.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 1 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
"ScuttleCraft" It's not a Name, it's a Directive.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 1 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
whitedwarf
I beat you to the surface.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 1 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
If you can read this, we've violated the Prime Directive.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 1 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
Want to join the Severation? Ask me how. Tell me why.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 1 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
Boldly Going Down
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 1 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
benzino
A blue screen isn't always a mutara class nebula.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 1 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
I'd rather be beaming.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 1 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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