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Phizzer in space

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This cartoon was suggested by e of PI. The winning punchline was submitted by Duke of Earl Grey. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2006-08-24.

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The audience abhors a vacuum!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Because they obey the laws of phizzics!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Theory of Make it So
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Can we discuss this when there's NOT a bored cube shooting at us?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Who cares??? Just fire!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
it's compensation for the fact they also make sound
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Remember, Captain, this IS Science FICTION . . .
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Last time you complained about the special effects, they added toilet paper to the ship. Good job.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If we couldn't see them, we'd have no idea how badly we just missed!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Who cares! Evasive manuvers!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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