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This week's cartoon wonders what could possibly go wrong when you have a hollowgraphic computer program as your sole, on-board doctor. The winning punchline was submitted by allan. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2006-06-19.

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Top 10 punchlines

When I ask him for a diagnosis, he asks me if I want fries with that.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 16 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
His bedside manner subroutines are actually active!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 11 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A computer virus seems to be deleting his hair follicles one line of code at a time.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 11 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The hollowgraphic lawyer advised me not to tell you.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 11 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He just saved an ensign!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 11 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, does the phrase "Shut up and kiss me!" mean anything to you?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 11 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He wants to be called Placebo Domingo Pavarotti now.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 11 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nothing! That's what's worrying me.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 11 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He confused me for a houseplant again.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 11 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He seems to keep saying "Damn it, I'm a doctor."
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 11 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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