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This week looks at the rarest of sci-fi creatures - the ensign that stays alive! The winning punchline was submitted by Captain Treklin. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #523 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-11-07.

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Top 10 punchlines

The transploder merged me with a cat!
Rating: 3.88 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 4 Nov 11:16 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I store myself in the transploder buffer between episodes.
Rating: 3.76 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Thu 1 Nov 06:36 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Please! Don't break my concentration!
Rating: 3.59 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Thu 1 Nov 10:43 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm the one who builds scuttlecraft!
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 4 Nov 11:05 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The last ensign alive wins a prize, right?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Thu 1 Nov 12:41 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm trying to make it to "plucky sidekick" status in the main cast, but the auditions are torture!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Fri 2 Nov 12:29 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They still need me for a pointless death scene later on!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Fri 2 Nov 07:19 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I joined the union.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 6 Nov 05:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I used to play Professional Dodgeball.
Rating: 3.46 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Thu 1 Nov 10:45 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wait... Have you been *trying* to kill me?
Rating: 3.46 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 2 Nov 08:07 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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