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This week wonders what the consequences might be of being medically treated by a computer program. The winning punchline was submitted by glorendil. There were 20 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #563 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-10-14.

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He makes going to the doctor seem more like a game.
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 10 Oct 03:22 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's a wiz with viruses...
Rating: 3.70 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 9 Oct 10:55 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
At least his bugs are not contagious.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 10 Oct 05:25 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Shh ... he thinks he's a human.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 10 Oct 09:59 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He has the best anti-virus program in the entire fleet.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 9 Oct 06:03 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Just don't ask about the Vitamin C++ pills.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 10 Oct 06:16 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If getting a dose of his sarcasm is classified as a treatment!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 9 Oct 10:57 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He prefers to be called a "simulation".
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 9 Oct 11:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's okay, he's programed with the very best virus protection.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 9 Oct 03:22 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Don't worry; he's got hobbies, friends, a rich emotional life...this program's actually a more fully-rounded person that any of the crew!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 9 Oct 04:55 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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