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Artificially intelligent doctor

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This week looks at the artificial intelligent hollowgraphic doctor who may be too intelligent for his own good! The winning punchline was submitted by The Great Wizzard (Ego) and ScottE Bemeup (Emoticons). There were 27 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #431 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-07-26.

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Top 10 punchlines

1: Computer, freeze EMH and adjust attitude!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 20 Jul 12:00 AM
1: Yeah, yeah. That's what all the other Microsoft programs say.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 21 Jul 12:00 AM
1: Yeah, right. Apple had a better hollowgram out five years ago with a smaller ego...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 21 Jul 12:00 AM
1: Well at least you've got more personality than most of the crew
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 21 Jul 12:00 AM
1: And that face is the best they could come up with?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 22 Jul 12:00 AM
1: Are there any artificially gorgeous hollowgraphic nurses as well?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 24 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: We're here to inform you that we've voted you off the ship!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 24 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Should have gone with the free/open source hollowgram...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 24 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: THIS is my Sevfleet health plan?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 24 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Your fly is down.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 25 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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