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Quirk's pants

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There's a line Kirk says in Wrath of Khan after Khan unleashes a devastating surprise attack about how he 'caught him with his pants down'. I can't believe it's taken me so long to finally spoof this moment. The winning punchline was submitted by gojira. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #350 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-12-17.

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Polgara
So, the battle is over and he's fled the galaxy?
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
Why do you think he retreated?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
And kicked your butt, sir.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
QoS
The next genaration will speak of it as your special "Cowboy Diplomacy".
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr Flossed
Being next an exploding console doesn't look so bad right now.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
DataDroid
Well, at least your shirt wasn't torn
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Spindel
Regulation 21-C states 'I told you so.'
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ace King
Captain now is not the time to think of that.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
His blindness will only be temporary sir.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
Trust me sir, you got even.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 15 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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