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This cartoon was suggested by Dr. You-know Who. The winning punchline was submitted by Dmitri. There were 8 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #376 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-06-14.

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Top 10 punchlines

Sev Wolf
My shirt is ripped, your's is red. Go figure!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 14 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
Only five? Guess I won't be needing my left hand...
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 12 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
I know: I'll give him the girl, and he'll faint from shock!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 14 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
mad scorpion
CUT! I think my girdle is showing!
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 9 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Squatty, one to beam into space!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 7 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
Let's see if that's true shall we? Mr. Spook, send in the women!
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 7 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Tim M
Prove it. Rip your shirt.
Rating: 3.27 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Mon 7 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Red 9
That's what the last computer told me about it's intelligence.
Rating: 3.27 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Mon 7 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
Hmmmm, as I recall you were only man enough for one woman.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 7 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
Yeah yeah, that's what God said.
Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 7 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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