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This cartoon was suggested by Christopher. The winning punchline was submitted by Nietche Keen. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #431 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-07-29.

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Top 10 punchlines

I'm the descendent of a famous Scottish repairman. Ever hear of Macgyver?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 22 Jul 12:00 AM*
To tell the truth Captian, I'd give it all up to have woman ripping my clothes off.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 23 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How hard can it be to fix cardboard and styrofoam?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 24 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
With you in command? Self-preservation!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 24 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If it can't be fixed with duct tape, we probably didn't need it anyway.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 26 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You'll think a bit differently when you get my bill...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 28 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ach, dere's nothin to it, sir. Ye just have to have enough cones!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 21 Jul 12:00 AM*
Ah work for a captain that needs one every week.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 21 Jul 12:00 AM*
It helps when the script-writer is yor drinking buddy, cap'n.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 21 Jul 12:00 AM*
It all started with Legos, captain.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 21 Jul 12:00 AM*
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