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Genetic superiority

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This week, we wonder what makes the genetically modified Kahn't Anyone Sing superior to Captain Quirk. The winning punchline was submitted by Corsair. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #483 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-08-16.

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i know crewmen i've never met.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 8 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don't have to Rip my shirt to show off.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 8 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Which one of us is in the title of a movie?
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 7 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How often to people scream *your* name in anguish?
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 7 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
you don't hear anyone screaming "KIIIIIIIIIRRRRK", do you?
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 8 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If you were genetically superior, you'd know the answer.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 7 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I that a trick question?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 7 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
My sixpack beats your keg.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 8 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Could you look manly in this?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 8 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
My hair is real.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 8 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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