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This cartoon was suggested by Odon. The winning punchline was submitted by Kevinator. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-09-05.

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They send their pets to make first contact.
Rating: 4.18 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Thu 30 Aug 12:44 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, she may be the first female you aren't interested in.
Rating: 3.84 | No of Ratings: 19 | Submitted Wed 29 Aug 11:27 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Apparently the Universal Translator is handling vision now, too.
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 3 Sep 02:15 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I told Squatty not to connect the Universal Translator to the transporter....
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 4 Sep 02:58 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Their planet's greater gravitational pull shows in their ears.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 1 Sep 01:23 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mostly it's the cranial ridges and funny skin color.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 3 Sep 02:11 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Umm . . . That's the pizza delivery boy, sir.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 30 Aug 04:41 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, for one thing, they all live inside that body.
Rating: 3.46 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Thu 30 Aug 12:35 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, wait until he turns around.
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 31 Aug 02:39 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I see. You visited this planet in the past as well.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 2 Sep 05:57 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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