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Doctor McCorduroy

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This week has Doctor McCorduroy making a difficult diagnosis. The winning punchline was submitted by Dhraakellian. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #542 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-04-16.

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After I find a place to insert the thermometer, I'll let you know . . .
Rating: 3.93 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Fri 11 Apr 10:28 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, the Ensign is still alive.
Rating: 3.55 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 11 Apr 06:49 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'll tell you when it spits out my nurse.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 13 Apr 02:55 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's life, Spook, but I don't want to know it.
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 11 Apr 10:05 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I must notify the captain that it's a female.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Thu 10 Apr 09:12 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It ate my scanner.
Rating: 3.27 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 12 Apr 04:07 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You should blow your nose more often.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 10 Apr 10:19 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Im gonna get all kinds of skin disease!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 16 Apr 12:41 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's giving me the tentacle!
Rating: 3.18 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 11 Apr 03:43 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mind meld with it and tell me!
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sat 12 Apr 04:04 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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