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Multi-use Toycorder

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The toycorder is one of those miracle devices (hmm, much like the Next-Gen deflector dish now that I think about it) that seems to be able to adapt to just about any away mission emergency. The winning punchline was submitted by Nazgul. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #423 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-05-16.

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Top 10 punchlines

LeadHead
It's one of the few things onboard not made by Microsoft!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 12 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
It's a Swiss Army toycorder.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 8 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
And it stores 1,000,000 of my favorite tunes.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 8 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
Unclear, but they cost more than a sevship.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 8 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
Says here: "from the people who make deflector dishes".
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 8 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
It's detected a stupid question eight feet in front of me.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 8 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
Wait till you see the deflector dish.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 8 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
It feeds off the brainwaves you're not using.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 9 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
DataDroid
It's powered by plot devices.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 9 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
It works on the "Deus Ex Machina" mechanism.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 9 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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